nice, like 'i should burn in hell' nice

my daily morning routine usually begins with figuring out where i am, checking emails, and then catching-up with events that transpired while i was sleeping (remembering what happened last night comes later while i take a shower). headlining the news today is about an east england serial killer who has had 5 female victims, all allegedly prostitutes. nothing really original about that. hospitality girls have been, in fact, the favorite target of serial killers (i.e. yoo young-chul, george chapman, robert hansen, etc.), aside from children of course. as if work isn't already tough enough, bawds still have to worry about all the Jack's out there. serve sex for dinner then you end up serving your kidneys for dessert. please, give these hardworking ladies a break!

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by now, you probably have known that not all famous killers have second names. you probably also know that most of them end up eating their victims. no surprise there either. i mean, for someone who has strangling women with their bra or collecting eyeballs (like you collect marbles) listed as his favorite hobby, surprise-kill-and chew should come as a no brainer. what you probably don't know, however, is that a number of these serial killers have 'Nurse' as their occupation. yes, there are a number of 'angels of death' out there (i.e. beverley allitt, richard angelo, kristen gilbert, etc.). man, as if staying in the hospital isn't scary enough.

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feeding on the media frenzy is what keeps a serial killer's appetite growing. never stopping until they get dubbed with a new name, their AKA's. too bad if you get a generic alias like monster of ____, beast of ____, or vampire of ____. if you get something like cyber sex killer, brownout strangler, sydney mutilator, well..good enough. but if you get known as the gorilla man, the killer clown, the fairy liquidator, or the metal fang, that must be...nice.