bitter sweet and...green

653. what would the bejesus-out-of-me do?

my phone rang. a friend of mine needed a ride home because his car was taken by a girl whose friend my friend was trying to get drunk. she called him earlier and continued to complain about how her friend puked in the car, on the carpet and on her $$$ bed sheets. she yelled at him while she's washing her hair in the shower because her friend puked on it as well.

hypnagogic, i look at the clock and...3:50 am?! what?!!! i was going to be mad, but then again, i was pretty glad that all i have to do is drive.

man, silly things people do to get free drinks these days.

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[Kommentiert von: theGRIMACE]

alright, so here's the puke tally: her carpet, her car, her bed sheets, her hair.
this is how i have to picture it....guys gets drunk, is in the car with her, pukes on her hair, as well as the car, in transit to the bathroom, pukes her carpet, then we she puts him to bed, pukes in her sheets. here's the thing, i don't feel bad for her. maybe, if she had puke just in her hair, okay i would say that sucks, but she made about a dozen mistakes. once the bastard starts parking his tiger in someplace she doesn't want, you have to learn your lesson. put his ass on a toilet or in the tub, not near your hair, or in your bed, or in your car, or on the carpet. goddamn, he's obviously an overactive, tumultuous vomit fountain. i picture him just opening his mouth, trying to talk and puking, then running to house, puking on it, then bushes, cat or dog, mailbox....